01/09/2005 @21:51:34 ^22:08:54

Haha check this out I just found this easter egg:

# nmap -v 

Starting nmap 3.81 ( http://www.insecure.org/nmap/ ) at 2005-09-01 21:50 BST
Happy 8th Birthday to Nmap, may it live to be 108!
No target machines/networks specified!
QUITTING!

So cheers to nmap, jeers to the moron at 202.155.224.86 who just tried to brute force my sshd, and beers for the guy in a datacentre in New Orleans who managed to keep the forums up, despite a hurricane, for so long.