24/02/2003 @17:11:46 ^17:27:46

Program hides secret messages in executables (from The Register)

"...the application is still powerful enough to secretly stash the United States Constitution and the Declaration of Independence in a single copy of Microsoft Word"

It's an obvious joke but I think that says more about the bloated size of Microsoft Word than it does about anything else, heh. Indeed I'm not sure of the size of the latest version of Word's executable file, so it might well be comparable to something large but laudable, like a Linux kernel, Mozilla, or whatever.

Way to drone on and kill a decent joke opportunity, Rob