08/10/2003 @18:39:43 ^23:21:38

I AM NOT AN ATOMIC PLAYBOY

If you hadn't already realised this week is "write shitty contentless update every day" week

get yoh ass to mahs

So reality took one step closer to fiction today as Ahnold was elected governer of California. Before you know it Hugh Grant will become Mayor of London. Anyway what happened to Gary Coleman?

Furthermore I was annoyed by the Simpsons being delayed by two or three minutes for a "Party Conference Broadcast" which somehow managed to be less captivating than the title sequence of The Salon.

That's about as much politics as I can be bothered with. I had hoped that while I was in the shower I'd think up something to finish this post off with, but all I did was hum drumbeats which doesn't translate well into text.