We have an email reply to the last update! Let's have a look:
I'm not wound up. At all. I'm grinning through the entire thing. I'm not letting you wind me up ever again, that's the entire point.
So I used to wind him up? Well, I've never actually gone out of my way to do so. I wonder what it was I did. I'd love to know but in my experience you never find out exactly what it is. Oh well.