26/09/2002-27/09/2002 @01:38:33 ^02:18:39

Sometimes there is stuff that's just TOO FUNNY.

Take Something Awful's guide to having a relationship. (archive link if it's scrolled off the front page)

Anyway best wishes to Simon who is ill with something nastier than originally suspected and to Danny, triv.org.uk's newest account holder, who is taking up damn near all of Simon's house's bandwidth copying a six hundred megabyte file to deepest darkest Italy(!)

PS Expect an EXTREMELY EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT on Saturday! not guaranteed